Ein Gentleman in der Provinz Guangdong im Süden der Volksrepublik China kam letzte Woche auf die hervorragende Idee, seine Hoden mit irgendeiner „Magnet Therapie“ zu behandeln, was auch immer das sein soll. Dazu benutzte er anscheinend zwei ziemlich starke Magneten, denn es passierte genau das, was in einer solchen Situation als allerletztes passieren sollte – er klemmte sich seine Eier zwischen den beiden Magneten ein. Fucking Magnets. Daraufhin rief er die Feuerwehr und die rauscht direkt mit einem 10 Mann starken Trupp an.
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In a video of the delicate operation, one of the firefighters is seen explaining to the man that they have "never encountered anything like this before" and are trying to decide who will take responsibility (if something should go wrong). The understandably impatient man says that he'll take full responsibility and the rescuers begin setting up to separate the magnets with a hydraulic tool. […] However, doctors quickly found that there is simply no room for the giant hydraulic machine -- the magnets are stuck on there too tight.
At a loss for what to do, doctors even try calling the manufacturer of the magnets. The company proposes that the rescuers try and slide them off. Doctors also rule out this method as too risky. Once again, doctors and firefighters are stuck discussing the best course of action. At this point, the man has had his balls continuously crushed by a pair of magnets for 4 hours and is staring to get annoyed.
Fortunately, the firefighters soon realized that the magnets aren't all that solid. They decided that they could use the hydraulic cutter to break up the magnets into smaller pieces so that they would lose their powerful pull. Following a very delicate operation, they were able to free the man's balls.
Afterward, a doctor performed a check on the man's scrotum and found no lasting damage.