You just gotta ❤️ McSweeneys --> Dog People vs. Cat People vs. Alligator Snapping Turtle People (also: I like turtles!)
I believe in honesty above all else. I’ve been told I wear my heart on my sleeve and have a tendency to show my emotions very clearly, but I like to think of that as a strength. I know I can be a little overwhelming. If you need a little space, just let me know.
I can be pretty shy and closed off, but if you earn my trust, I’ll open up and tell you everything there is to know about me. If I want to spend time with you, I’ll let you know. If I need some time alone, I’ll let you know. I don’t believe in beating around the bush. Life is too short to put up a front with people.
Alligator Snapping Turtle People
AHHHHHHHHH MY COLD AND UNFEELING EYES COMMUNICATE EVERYTHING! LIKE SAURON PEERING INTO THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF YOUR SOUL, I’VE BROKEN THE SPIRITS OF MEN AND SHATTERED THE CONCEPT OF A JUST AND ORDERED UNIVERSE!