8. Dezember 2018

Social Justice Kittens 2019 feat. the Social Justice Puppies

Der großartige Sean Tejaratchi lässt sein großartiges Blog LiartownUSA auf Tumblr sterben, nachdem sie dort nun Nippel filtern. Kenn ich, genau so. Ich hätte mein Blog auch fast gekillt,… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!
30. November 2018

Giant inflatable Dino eats Street

Someone use this as greenscreen:

27. November 2018

Amazons Feelgood-Xmas x Marvel Soundtrack = Miniature Black Mirror

Omar Najam replaced Amazons Feelgood-Xmas-Trallala-Commercial with Marvels Captain America-Soundtrack and created a Miniature-Black Mirror in the process.

It's a funny little remix, but the best thing is Najams motivation: „Honestly I did this cause of the shot with the happy cheerful warehouse workers. That one did not sit well with me“.

25. November 2018

Typografische Strafzettel

Hoefler&Co verkauft Typografische Strafzettel für Schlechtsetzer und Buchstabenkombinationsnullen. Die Schriftverbrechen gliedern sich auf dem Strafzettel in Vergehen der Auswahl (wie der… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!
15. November 2018

People can hear farts

Wenn ein gehörloses Kind in der ersten Klasse furzt, und bis dahin keine Ahnung hat, dass hörende Menschen Fürze hören können, dann ergibt sich der bislang beste Furzwitz des Jahres:

Today in 1st grade one of my deaf students farted loudly in class and other students turned to look at them. The following is a snippet of a 15 minute conversation that happened entirely in American Sign Language among the group of deaf students and I.

Kid 1: Why are they looking at me?
Me: Because they heard you fart.
Kid 1: Whhhhat do you mean?!?!
Me: Hearing people can hear farts.
Kid 2: *Totally horrified* Wait, they can hear all farts?!?!
Me: Well no. Not all farts but some of them yes.
Kid 3: How do you know which farts they can hear and which farts they can’t?
Me: Hmmm....you know how sometimes you can feel your butt move when you fart? A lot of those they can hear. But if your butt doesn’t move it’s more likely they didn’t hear it.
Kid 1: TELL THEM TO STOP LISTENING TO MY FARTS! THAT IS NOT NICE!
Me: Hearing kids can’t stop hearing farts, it just happens.
Kid 2: I just will stop farting then.
Me: Everyone farts, it is healthy. You can’t stop.
Kid 3: Wait. Everyone? Even my mom?
Me: Yep.
Kid 2: My dad?
Me: Yep.
Kid 1: ......You?
Me: Yep.
Kids: *Laugh hysterically*
Kid 1: ...So you can hear and smell all the farts?
Me: Some of the farts yes. Not all of them.
Kid 2: Can hearing people see farts?
Kid 3: Yeah. Green smoke comes out of their butt, I saw it on TV.
Me: That doesn’t happen in real life.
Kid 1: What?! Ugh. I don’t understand farts.

I went to college for 8 years to have these conversations.

13. November 2018

Latest blackest Black is totally black just like every other blackest Black before this blackest Black was totally black but this one is the blackest yet

The Action Lab Guy hat ein schwärzeres Schwarz als das vorherige schwärzeste Schwarz – das mit Nanotechnologie hergestellte Vantablack – gebastelt und es absorbiert nicht weniger als 99.9923%… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!
12. November 2018

The 3000-year history of the Hoodie

„The hoodie is a lot more than just a comfy sweatshirt. Design curator Paola Antonelli takes us through its history.“

10. November 2018

„This video is not altered in any way, you lying pieces of shit“

„This video is not altered in any way, you lying pieces of shit“, Donald Trump said in an official Statement from the White House.The Verge: „Many intelligent people, looking at the… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!
31. Oktober 2018

Shut up and take my Wallet

After watching an episode of Futurama 8 years ago some idiot in germany decided, it would be a good idea to place the Joke „Shut up and take my money“ on an Image-Makro and post it on his… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!

Slashstreet Boys – I'll kill you that way

Freddy Kruger, Jason Vorhees, Ghostface, Michael Myers and Leatherface killing the Backstreet Boys that way: „Filmed and edited by Rclay1987 of The Merkins […]. Starring Freddykruegerfiles as… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!
19. Oktober 2018

Typographic Analysis of Donald Trumps Japan-Trade-Thingy

I find this exactly as funny as I should and loled hard, here's why: Every single detail in this „design“ is wrong.There is not one axis, this design puts letters exactly into… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!
17. Oktober 2018

A Brief History of Philosophy: 1. Socrates deletes his Account

„Socrates deletes his account.“ I find this exactly as funny as I should.

Hier das Original von The Dead Author:

A Brief History of Philosophy
1. Socrates deletes his account.
2. Plato posts screenshots of Socrates.
3. Aristotle unfollows Plato.
4. Aquinas retweets Jesus.
5. Descartes mutes Aquinas.
6. Locke mutes Descartes.
7. Kant unfollows Locke and Descartes.
8. Hegel subtweets Kant.
9. Schopenhauer blocks Hegel.
10. Marx likes Hegel.
11. Nietzsche gets hacked.
12. Heidegger DMs Arendt.
13. Adorno reports Heidegger.
14. Derrida gets verified.
15. Heidegger gets banned.
16. Wittgenstein only does instagram.
17. Confucius and Al-Ghazali are still waiting to get verified because of their avatars.

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16. Oktober 2018

Steve Wars

Schönes Shopdropping von Obvious Plant. Die beiden Steve Wars-Figuren gingen auf Ebay für jeweils rund 300 Dollar weg, hier Steve und dort Steve. The Steve is strong with this… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!
10. Oktober 2018

Every personal Bookshelf decoded

I find this Cartoon of every personal Bookshelf by Tom Gauld way more accurate in representing my own personal Library than I should. Then again: Tsundoku, so I don't care. Back to reading. (via Simon Kuestenmacher)

8. Oktober 2018

Shared BPM

MeFi: „Redditor elfsoamah discovered that "Party Rock Anthem" has the same BPM as "Hungry Like the Wolf". Redditor actuallydavide found that it also has the same BPM as "Uptown Girl" (and works in… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!

TheyLive-like-Glasses blocking Screens

Die IRL Glasses auf Kickstarter blocken so gut wie alle Fernseher, die meisten Rechner und ein paar mobile Devices – vom virtuellen Massenmedium bleibt nur ein schwarzer Fleck übrig (und… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!
7. Oktober 2018

Der BrettMikeSean-Club der verbrannten Namen

Claire Coleman: „And this, despite the trolls, is why I love Twitter“.

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6. Oktober 2018

ABBA sucks you cant even mosh to them.

I find this far funnier than I should.

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Banker.Bmp! Remix-Culture at its finest at Something Awful.

I love how the humor becomes ever more absurd over time, even invoking Z͚͍̗̲̾̈́̃̒̂͑̕̕͜͜ą̛̫̰̤̯̝͖͇̰̄̂̿̈́̐͋͟l̵̨͈̰̰̖͚̲̑̀̀̓͝g̸̨̧̱̯̻̰̔̾̀̋̋o̧̬͚͔̲̺͉͇̓̉͂͗̔́͘͝ near the end (which emerged on Something Awful anyways, so that makes sense), while simultaniously the image quality constantly and slightly degrades (shit aesthetics revisited). Internet-Culture in a nutshell.

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4. Oktober 2018

にゃんごすた Nyango Star, the japanese Heavy-Metal-Drummer-Apple-Cat-Zombie-Mascott

Nyango Star, die japanische untote Apfel-Katze (nein wirklich!) trommelt Metal-Patterns zu 'nem Kinderlied. Was man halt so macht, „when you're overqualified for the… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!
3. August 2018

Patchwork Lego Millennium Falcon

God of ? auf Twitter so: „Millenium Falcon für 800€ Loooool – die Kinderlegokiste tut es auch“.

31. Juli 2018

Toto covern Weezers „Hash Pipe“

Weezer covern Totos Africa und Rosanna, Toto covert Weezers Haschischpfeife. „You got your problems, I got my hash pipe“.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N9OM1nxdYcVon California Rocker:… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!

Average Face of God

Wissenschaftler haben mit ein bisschen Voodoo die durchschnittliche Visualisierung vom Gesicht Gottes im Kopf amerikanischer Christen ermittelt. Für NC-Leser vielleicht fast interessanter ist das… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!

Fact-Checking Monty Pythons „Galaxy Song“

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvkEin wissenschaftlicher Fact-Check für den galaktischen Soundtrack zur besten lebenden Organverpflanzungsszene, die jemals auf Zelluloid gebannt… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!

Evolutionary Computation Bestiary

Ein Bestiarium für Metaphern aus dem Tierreich für Code, also Fledermaus-inspirierte, kooperative Algorithmen zum Beispiel oder eine „clustering method based on blind, naked mole-rats“.

The goal of the Evolutionary Computation Bestiary is to catalog the, ermm… exuberance of the meta-heuristic “eco-system”. We try to keep a list of the many different animals, plants, microbes, natural phenomena and supernatural activities that can be spotted in the wild lands of the metaphor-based computation literature.

While we personally believe that the literature could do with more mathematics and less marsupials, and that we, as a community, should grow past this metaphor-rich phase in our field’s history (a bit like chemistry outgrew alchemy), please note that this list makes no claims about the scientific quality of the papers listed

29. Juli 2018

Doggie klaut 'ne Cam und dreht damit 'nen Film

Hund mit Cam dreht Runden auf'm Hof, Bennyhill'd by yours truly, hier das Original auf Reddit. Schöne Idee auch von u/carmenlightning mit der GoPro festgemacht am Tischtennisschläger, schönes… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!
23. Juli 2018

Cinema4D x Reality

„So that's what it feels like to go outside“. Ich will ein CGI-manipulierbares RealLife-Slinky nao! (via Prosthetic… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!
22. Juli 2018

Putin riding a Dildo-Wallstreet-Bull

Letzte Woche verpasst aber immer noch lustig: „This morning in Lower Manhattan someone put a life sized, fake Putin on the Wall Street Bull and covered it with dildos.“

21. Juli 2018

Keyser Soze is a Muppet

FilmCritic Hulk: „You can replace the cast of any movie with The Muppets, but you keep one of the human actors. What movie and which human do you keep?“ Ich so: Die üblichen Verdächtigen, aber behalte den Polizisten. (Ich würde gerne die Schlussszene mit 'nem weglaufenden Muppet-Keyser sehen.)

Ein paar Favs aus dem Thread:

„The Matrix, but keep Hugo Weaving as Agent Smith. His annoyance directed towards Muppets would be hilarious. Plus, Kermit as Neo would be perfection.“

„The sixth sense. Keep Hailey Joe Osmond.“ – „I see felt people.“

„Ferris Bueller, keep Cameron.“

„Pulp Fiction, keep only Ving Rames.“

„The Godfather, keep Brando. The Godfather Part 2, keep Pacino. The Godfather Part 3, keep Sofia.“

„The Big Lebowski - Keep the Rug.“

Gib mir den Rest, Baby…

18. Juli 2018

Jordan Peterson Word Salad Generator

Schon lustig, der Jordan Peterson Word Salad Generator: „I thought I'd test the claim that Jordan Peterson's rhetoric can be indistinguishable from profound and intellectual sounding words randomly strung together“. Ich denke zwar, dass der Claim diesen Test hiermit nachweislich nicht besteht – aber schon lustig. (Danke Christoph)

- Pinnochio as the archetype is the presupposition to archetypal fulfillment
- Our conscience experiences spontaneous creativity
- The dominance hierarchy is nested immovably in exponential power, roughly speaking!
- Embodying the Logos explores a jumble of power
- Good health shapes incredible chaos

10. Juli 2018

Dog People vs. Cat People vs. Alligator Snapping Turtle People

You just gotta ❤️ McSweeneys --> Dog People vs. Cat People vs. Alligator Snapping Turtle People (also: I like turtles!)

COMMUNICATION
Dog People
I believe in honesty above all else. I’ve been told I wear my heart on my sleeve and have a tendency to show my emotions very clearly, but I like to think of that as a strength. I know I can be a little overwhelming. If you need a little space, just let me know.

Cat People
I can be pretty shy and closed off, but if you earn my trust, I’ll open up and tell you everything there is to know about me. If I want to spend time with you, I’ll let you know. If I need some time alone, I’ll let you know. I don’t believe in beating around the bush. Life is too short to put up a front with people.

Alligator Snapping Turtle People
AHHHHHHHHH MY COLD AND UNFEELING EYES COMMUNICATE EVERYTHING! LIKE SAURON PEERING INTO THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF YOUR SOUL, I’VE BROKEN THE SPIRITS OF MEN AND SHATTERED THE CONCEPT OF A JUST AND ORDERED UNIVERSE!

Thanos-Disintegration-Update ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ GOT BAN ⌒(❛ᴗ❛」)

Update from the /r/Thanosdidnothingwrong-Disintegration-Service:

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ


 

( ̄▽ ̄)ノ GOT BAN ⌒(❛ᴗ❛」) ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ GOT BAN ⌒(❛ᴗ❛」) ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ GOT BAN ⌒(❛ᴗ❛」) ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ GOT BAN ⌒(❛ᴗ❛」) ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ GOT BAN ⌒(❛ᴗ❛」) ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ GOT BAN ⌒(❛ᴗ❛」) ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ GOT BAN ⌒(❛ᴗ❛」) ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ GOT BAN ⌒(❛ᴗ❛」) ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ GOT BAN ⌒(❛ᴗ❛」) ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ GOT BAN ⌒(❛ᴗ❛」) ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ GOT BAN ⌒(❛ᴗ❛」)

I don't feel so good…

༼ つ ◕ᴗ◕ ༽つ THANK U ༼ つ ◕ᴗ◕ ༽つ

io9: Thanos Has Snapped His Fingers and Killed Half of a Subreddit

Perfect balance has been achieved. The r/ThanosDidNothingWrong subreddit is now better equipped to allocate its precious resources after moderators randomly banned half of its members. Was I among those culled? Well, all I can say is: I don’t feel so good right now, Mr. Stark.

The subreddit—created in the wake of Avengers: Infinity War to celebrate Thanos’ awful plan—made waves after subscribers started begging for half of them to be banned from the subreddit in the name of perfect balance (sort of like that website that checked if you were killed during the events of Infinity War). After the subreddit finally agreed, the community grew to over 700,000 members—most of whom (myself included) were seemingly more interested in being part of the experience than actually supporting anything Thanos ever did.

6. Juli 2018

Stabilized 360°-Rollercoaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT7STfoKsAoJeb Corliss hat seine Achterbahnfahrt im Six Flags Magic Mountain-Freizeitpark mit einer GoPro Fusion 360-Cam aufgezeichnet und das Bildmaterial… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!

Pinke Sarg-Luftmatratze für Goths am Strand

Andrew Greenbum hat 'ne pinke Luftmatratze für Fans des Todes und Goths am Strand gebastelt. Großartig!… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!

Evil Dead doing Cocaine

Von Dangerous Minds' Posting voller Behind-The-Scenes-Pics aus Evil Dead: Freshly burnt Deadite doing Cocaine. Ich hab' nasal verabreichte Chemie ja seit ein paar Jahrzehnten nicht mehr angefasst und… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!

Thanos-Subreddit will kill/ban 50% of all Subscribers

Ich hab grade das Thanos-Subreddit abonniert, denn am 9. Juli wird dort Thanos 50% aller Subscriber auslöschen ein Bot 50% aller Subscriber blocken und ich wissen will, ob ich zur glücklichen Hälfte gehöre, die Thanos' Massensterben überlebt, oder dabei draufgehe wie Spiderman, Nick Fury oder Groot.

The Verge: The Thanos subreddit is gleefully heading for mass slaughter

2. Juli 2018

Kinderhände beschmieren Tisch und Laptops

Den Spruch „Kinderhände beschmieren Tisch und Wände“ hab ich als Kind ungefähr einmal pro Woche gehört, denn ich fing schon mit circa drei oder vier Jahren mit „Graffiti“ im Kinderzimmer… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!

Keyboard-Seehofer spielt Radioheads Creep

Seehofer macht einen auf Keyboard-Cat, eine der unterhaltsameren Memes zum nicht-unterhaltsamen Machtpoker in Berlin. Frau Blitzkrieg und die Creep-Lyrics gewinnen mit einigem Abstand. (Mein… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!
27. Juni 2018

Smelvetica

Smelvetica von Tim Holman, eine schlecht gekernte Version der Helvetica, die bei Installation deren Platz als Systemschrift einnimmt: „Smelvetica is Helvetica for your best friends, or your worst enemies, […] a craftily edited version of the infamously robust Helvetica. The kerning has been specially altered, to be… well, bad, terrible, awful and painful.“ Großartiges Typo-Trolling ist großartig. (Danke Luka!)

Smelvetica is an experimentation in taking one of the worlds most beloved fonts, and turning it into a morbid monstrocity. This project began by pulling the original “Helvetica” font from my system files, and making a copy of it. From there I opened it in FontForge, which is a brilliant open source font editor.

From here, the task was fairly simple. I opened up each “version” of Helvetica (these being bold, oblique, light etc), randomly went through the capital and non capital letters and moved them around within their guide grids. This had the desired effect of ruining their beautifully crafted kerning, as such, creating “Smelvetica”.

With the fonts completed, the remaining work was to wrap it all up with a nice web page, and some installation instructions.

Gib mir den Rest, Baby…

26. Juni 2018

Westworlds Updated Privacy Policy

You gotta ❤️ McSweeneys --> WESTWORLD UPDATES ITS PRIVACY POLICY.DATA COLLECTION Alright, look. Do we have cameras all over the park and scanners under your hats recording your every… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!
20. Juni 2018

Colliding Vortex Rings

Im Flieger habe ich über den Wolken mal sowas wie einen Vortex gesehen, ein Ring aus Wasserteilchen umgeben von kleineren Nebeln aus Wasserteilchen, sah der Fusion dieser zwei Vortex-Ringe in… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!
6. Juni 2018

Interview mit Predictive Text-DeGrasse Tyson

Botnik, ein Kollektiv aus Digitalkünstlern, machen gerne Unsinn mit Internet und haben einen Predictive Text Bot auf die Space-Sprache von Neil DeGrasse Tyson trainiert. Mit dem haben sie dann… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!

Github XP

Ich bin ja kein Freund von Drittanbietern, auch wenn sich das heute mit Facebook und fucking Cloud beinahe nicht vermeiden lässt. Und da ich heute auch nur mehr rudimentäre Coding-Skills habe, amüsiert mich die Aufregung und um Microsofts 7-Millarden-Dollar-Kauf von Github und der Exodus nach Gitlab viel mehr, als dass mich die Übernahme eines weiteren Sortof-Indie-Projekts aufregt.

Deshalb, geilste Reaktion bislang: Ein WindowsXP-Skin für die Plattform inklusive Github-Clippy von Marten Bjork. „Microsoft + GitHub = ❤️. Make it official by giving your GitHub experience some Windows XP flair.“

Hier im Chrome Webstore und dort auf, haha, Github.

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5. Juni 2018

Alexander „Vogelschiss“ Gaulands Klamotten beim Baden geklaut

Marc Brandenburg auf Twitter so: „Gestern erzählte mir eine junge Frau in der Kneipe, dass jemand am vergangenen Wochenende #Gauland's Klamotten geklaut hat, während er im Heiligen See in… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!
29. Mai 2018

Dr. Strange goes Wasserrutsche

Passend zum Wetter, bei dem mir dieses Jahr schon im Mai das Gehirn aus den Ohren auf die Tastatur tropft: Jeder Shot aus einem Dr.Strange-Featurette, auf dem Peppershot Bumblestutch vor einem… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!
28. Mai 2018

All 43 Civ5-Civilizations on a Minimap

Alle 43 Zivilisationen aus Sid Meyers Civilization 5 in einem gigantischen AI-Minimap-Battle. Epic!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOKwIrTWeDoExperimental ai only battle with 43 civilizations… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!
27. Mai 2018

37 Seconds Count Off Punk-Album

Die legendäre Band F.I.S.T. aus San Francisco haben ein Album voller Einzähler + 1 Akkord aufgenommen und damit eine erfolgreiche Marktlücke für die Generation ADSH gefüllt. Wer braucht… Gib mir den Rest, Baby!
22. Mai 2018

Megan x Harry = Aphex Twin

I find this exactly as funny as I should: „If you mix Megan’s face with Harry’s, it looks like Aphex Twin.“ (via Ronny)

[update] Kommentar des Tages von Patrick auf Facebook: „Windsorlicker“. Ich muss so lachen!

Gib mir den Rest, Baby…

11. Mai 2018

Like a URL shortener but worse

Very Legit, ein Service für längere Spam/Malware-ähnliche-URLs wie verylegit.link/0x8c*paypal=160adjavaexploit-hack.js.docm # etwa, hier der Code auf Github. You're welcome.

How does it work?
Due to rapid advancement in dark ritual technology, the programming community has streamlined the development and deployment of unspeakable eldritch horrors. Using robust open-source libraries like a sack of live geese, websites like this one can be developed with far more efficient sacrificial rituals than ever before. We're still stuck on the version with really inefficient sacrifical rituals though, due to comp͆aͭatib̊i̼͕l̈̿i̮̜t̚y̅ ͊i͋s̾s̢͈͠u̶e̛̊s̼̃.